Monologue: (Looking at his own reflection in the mirror) "Say, handsome. Show me those pearly whites. (Figuring out his tie) Now let's see, the little rabbit goes around the tree and down the hole… Oh, Robert you're all thumbs. You're nervous aren't you? (Arguing with his reflection) No, I'm not. Yes you are! Now don't worry. It's perfectly normal for a groom to be nervous on his wedding day. It is? Of course."

Song: "Cold Feets" - Measures 11-62

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Cold Feets: Student Sample

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Monologue: "(Entering with phone) "Why don't you just slime back into your mud hole, you backstabbing worm! (He hangs up) Well, now I have to find another minister. I've got to get the rice, boutonnières, a minister! I have the weight of the wedding on my shoulders! (Turning to Mrs. Tottendale.) Now, don't worry. I have this whole wedding planned out. The key is organization. See? (Holding up his fingers, each with a string tied around it) Each string represents a task yet to be completed. Pay the musicians, yell at the florist, book the caterer. This whole wedding's going to run like clockwork."


"Fancy Dress" - Pickup into measure 57-64

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"Cold Feets" - Measures 11-62

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Cold Feets: Student Sample

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Gangsters 1 & 2

Monologue: "Allow me to elucidate. Although we stand here before you in the guise of innocent pastry chefs, we are also - and primarily - employees of a certain individual who happens to be the largest single investor in Feldzieg's Follies. He has sent us here - as pastry chefs - to express his concern about Ms. Van de Graaff's impending nuptials. Specifically that if she gets married and leaves the show, then there ain't no show. We hope we have made ourselves perfectly eclair. One cannoli hope. You biscotti be kidding me. A triffle much? Don't tart with me. Alas, we ganache."

Song: "Toledo Surprise" - Measures 3-35

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Toledo Surprise: Student Sample

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